Every Smooth Brain has a twin on the Smart-Arse side with exactly the same powers. Only the look, the sounds and the jokes are different. Tap a fighter to see their attack, their Super, and how their weapon gets flashier as they level up.
All-rounder

Smooth Brains“Tastes like purple!”
Attack Rainbow Barf
Ability Scribble Scoot
VS

Smart-Arses“Two out of five. And I'm being generous.”
Attack Review Document
Ability Fast-Track Request
Skirmisher

Smooth Brains“Mmm. Streak-free.”
Attack Tongue Lash
Ability Smudge Double
VS

Smart-Arses“As you can see on this slide…”
Attack Laser Pointer
Ability Placeholder Colleague
Melee tank

Smooth Brains“…”
Attack Bare Knuckles
Ability Knuckle Rush
VS

Smart-Arses“Section four, clause nine: no running.”
Attack Clipboard Swat
Ability Rapid Response
Support

Smooth Brains“It's chocolate! Probably.”
Attack Definitely Chocolate
Ability Snack Break
VS

Smart-Arses“Please stand clear. Floor is now shiny.”
Attack Buffer Disc
Ability Wellness Webinar
Close brawler

Smooth Brains“*heavy breathing*”
Attack Mouth Breath
Ability Drool Puddle
VS
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Someone is warming up the office printer. A new challenger is on the way.
Gunner

Smooth Brains“Grinding… grinding… still grinding.”
Attack Bean Spread Gun
Ability Burr Grind Rush
VS

Smart-Arses“Your latte. With a heart. As a formality.”
Attack Espresso Foam Dart
Ability Rush Order
Sniper

Smooth Brains“*happy whirring*”
Attack Flash Lens
Ability Glitched Rerun
VS

Smart-Arses“And we're live!”
Attack Spotlight Lens
Ability Instant Replay
Bulky support

Smooth Brains“Fragile! Handle with care!”
Attack Parcel Launcher
Ability Fragile: Handle With Care
VS

Smart-Arses“This item has been recalled.”
Attack Stamp Launcher
Ability Containment Protocol
And they keep coming. New fighters wander in from all over the multiverse, and nobody knows who will turn up next. Keep checking back.