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Knuckle Dragger

Portrait of Knuckle Dragger

Smooth Brains Melee tank

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Knuckle Dragger has carried every heavy thing in the building and never once complained. He doesn't say much. He doesn't need to. His fists do the talking.

How they fight: Tons of health and a massive punch. Slow, but has a rush to catch you.

Bare Knuckles. A wide, slow haymaker that drags across the floor before it lands.

Loves
Being told where to put things down.
Hates
Nobody knows. He's never said.

Stats

This is how they start. Every power-up makes them tougher and hit harder.

Health
6,000
Speed
165
Hit damage
800
Fires every
0.5 s
Reach
120
Super damage
1,600

Super

Rainbow Retch

A huge blast that hits everyone nearby for 1,600 damage. Land hits to charge it up.

Ability

Knuckle Rush

Charge forward in a sudden rush. Ready again every 5 seconds.

Level up the look

Power up and the attack gets flashier. It is just for show, so the fight stays fair.

  1. Starting lookBare KnucklesA wide, slow haymaker that drags across the floor before it lands.
  2. Power 2Duct-Taped FistsGrey tape round the knuckles. Holds everything together, including the punch.
  3. Power 4Stapler KnuckledustersTwo staplers strapped on. Every swing throws sparks and staples.
  4. Power 7Fire-Extinguisher GauntletsEach punch goes off with a WHUMPH of white foam.

Meet your mirror

Every fighter has a twin on the other side with the same powers. Only the look and the jokes are different.

Smooth Brains

Knuckle Dragger

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Attack Bare Knuckles

Ability Knuckle Rush

Smart-Arses

Policy Enforcer

“Section four, clause nine: no running.”

Attack Clipboard Swat

Ability Rapid Response

Power-up chart: how strong do they get?
Power Health Attack Super Range
1 6,000 800 1,600 120
2 6,600 880 1,760 120
3 7,200 960 1,920 120
4 7,800 1,040 2,080 120
5 8,400 1,120 2,240 120
6 9,000 1,200 2,400 120
7 9,600 1,280 2,560 120
8 10,200 1,360 2,720 120
9 10,800 1,440 2,880 120