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Policy Enforcer

Portrait of Policy Enforcer

Smart-Arses Melee tank

“Section four, clause nine: no running.”

Policy Enforcer knows every rule in the Code of Conduct by heart, and he will read them to you. One clause at a time. With a clipboard. Very hard.

How they fight: Tons of health and a massive punch. Slow, but has a rush to catch you.

Clipboard Swat. A crisp backhand with the clipboard, trailing loose policy pages.

Loves
Rules. All of them.
Hates
Latecomers.

Stats

This is how they start. Every power-up makes them tougher and hit harder.

Health
6,000
Speed
165
Hit damage
800
Fires every
0.5 s
Reach
120
Super damage
1,600

Super

Total Synergy Audit

A huge blast that hits everyone nearby for 1,600 damage. Land hits to charge it up.

Ability

Rapid Response

Charge forward in a sudden rush. Ready again every 5 seconds.

Level up the look

Power up and the attack gets flashier. It is just for show, so the fight stays fair.

  1. Starting lookClipboard SwatA crisp backhand with the clipboard, trailing loose policy pages.
  2. Power 2Laminated ClipboardWipe-clean and slightly shiny. It makes a much better THWACK.
  3. Power 4Hole-Punch GauntletEvery swing sprays a cloud of hole-punch confetti.
  4. Power 7Rubber-Stamp HammerA giant APPROVED stamp on a handle. It leaves a red mark.

Meet your mirror

Every fighter has a twin on the other side with the same powers. Only the look and the jokes are different.

Smooth Brains

Knuckle Dragger

“…”

Attack Bare Knuckles

Ability Knuckle Rush

Smart-Arses

Policy Enforcer

“Section four, clause nine: no running.”

Attack Clipboard Swat

Ability Rapid Response

Power-up chart: how strong do they get?
Power Health Attack Super Range
1 6,000 800 1,600 120
2 6,600 880 1,760 120
3 7,200 960 1,920 120
4 7,800 1,040 2,080 120
5 8,400 1,120 2,240 120
6 9,000 1,200 2,400 120
7 9,600 1,280 2,560 120
8 10,200 1,360 2,720 120
9 10,800 1,440 2,880 120