
Helmet Head
“It's chocolate! Probably.”
Smooth Brains Support
“It's chocolate! Probably.”
Helmet Head wears his helmet everywhere and has never once hurt his head, which he says proves it works. He also carries a bucket of chocolate balls. They are not chocolate. They are stinky dirt. He throws them anyway.
How they fight: Tougher than most, and heals the whole team.
Definitely Chocolate. A ball of stinky dirt from his bucket. He insists it is chocolate. It is not chocolate.
This is how they start. Every power-up makes them tougher and hit harder.
Rainbow Retch
A huge blast that hits everyone nearby for 1,600 damage. Land hits to charge it up.
Snack Break
Heal yourself and nearby teammates by 20%. Use it 3 times per match, 2 seconds apart.
Power up and the attack gets flashier. It is just for show, so the fight stays fair.
Starting lookDefinitely ChocolateA ball of stinky dirt from his bucket. He insists it is chocolate. It is not chocolate.
Power 2Extra-Lumpy ChocolateLumpier. Still warm. Nobody is asking questions.
Power 4Sprinkle SurpriseNow with sprinkles, which proves it is chocolate. (It is still dirt.)
Power 7Gold-Foil BonbonWrapped in gold foil like a fancy chocolate. The flies are not fooled.Every fighter has a twin on the other side with the same powers. Only the look and the jokes are different.

“It's chocolate! Probably.”

| Power | Health | Attack | Super | Range |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 4,000 | 420 | 1,600 | 480 |
| 2 | 4,400 | 462 | 1,760 | 480 |
| 3 | 4,800 | 504 | 1,920 | 480 |
| 4 | 5,200 | 546 | 2,080 | 480 |
| 5 | 5,600 | 588 | 2,240 | 480 |
| 6 | 6,000 | 630 | 2,400 | 480 |
| 7 | 6,400 | 672 | 2,560 | 480 |
| 8 | 6,800 | 714 | 2,720 | 480 |
| 9 | 7,200 | 756 | 2,880 | 480 |