Clean Drone
Smart-Arses Support
“Please stand clear. Floor is now shiny.”
Clean Drone is a brand-new cleaning robot that reads its own manual out loud. Management bought it to replace Helmet Head. Helmet Head gave it a sticker anyway, and the drone has never forgotten it.
How they fight: Tougher than most, and heals the whole team.
Buffer Disc. A floor-buffer pad on a mission. It has found a smudge and it is going to remove it.
- Loves
- A perfectly straight line.
- Hates
- Crayon on the walls.
Stats
This is how they start. Every power-up makes them tougher and hit harder.
- Health
- 4,000
- Speed
- 210
- Hit damage
- 420
- Fires every
- 0.55 s
- Reach
- 480
- Super damage
- 1,600
Super
Total Synergy Audit
A huge blast that hits everyone nearby for 1,600 damage. Land hits to charge it up.
Ability
Wellness Webinar
Heal yourself and nearby teammates by 20%. Use it 3 times per match, 2 seconds apart.
Level up the look
Power up and the attack gets flashier. It is just for show, so the fight stays fair.
Starting lookBuffer DiscA floor-buffer pad on a mission. It has found a smudge and it is going to remove it.
Power 2Buffer Disc Mk IINow with a label that says Mk II, so you know it is serious.
Power 4Diamond-Grit PadA tiny diamond in the middle. Removes scuffs, stains and morale.
Power 7Boomerang Buffer PadSpins down a clean path and stops with a polished splat. Very thorough.
Meet your mirror
Every fighter has a twin on the other side with the same powers. Only the look and the jokes are different.
Smart-Arses
Clean Drone
“Please stand clear. Floor is now shiny.”
Power-up chart: how strong do they get?
| Power | Health | Attack | Super | Range |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 4,000 | 420 | 1,600 | 480 |
| 2 | 4,400 | 462 | 1,760 | 480 |
| 3 | 4,800 | 504 | 1,920 | 480 |
| 4 | 5,200 | 546 | 2,080 | 480 |
| 5 | 5,600 | 588 | 2,240 | 480 |
| 6 | 6,000 | 630 | 2,400 | 480 |
| 7 | 6,400 | 672 | 2,560 | 480 |
| 8 | 6,800 | 714 | 2,720 | 480 |
| 9 | 7,200 | 756 | 2,880 | 480 |