Smooth Brains
Crayon Eater
“Tastes like purple!”
Crayon Eater
Smooth Brains All-rounder
“Tastes like purple!”
Crayon Eater has chewed through every boring meeting since day one. Then the Beige Eclipse hit, and now his burps come out as rainbows. Big ones.
How they fight: Good at a bit of everything. A great first pick.
Rainbow Barf. A jet of half-digested crayon, every colour at once.
- Loves
- The 64-pack. Except beige.
- Hates
- Meetings with no snacks.
Stats
This is how they start. Every power-up makes them tougher and hit harder.
- Health
- 3,600
- Speed
- 220
- Hit damage
- 480
- Fires every
- 0.55 s
- Reach
- 520
- Super damage
- 1,600
Super
Rainbow Retch
A huge blast that hits everyone nearby for 1,600 damage. Land hits to charge it up.
Ability
Scribble Scoot
Zoom forward so fast that nothing can hit you. Ready again every 6 seconds.
Level up the look
Power up and the attack gets bigger, faster and reaches further. Online against real players, everyone starts the same, so it stays fair.
Starting lookRainbow BarfA jet of half-digested crayon, every colour at once.
Power 2Fresh-Sharpened WaxA thicker barf, with a whole crayon tumbling out in front.
Power 4Jumbo Crayon BlobsFat wax blobs bounce along a longer, glowing barf.
Power 7Neon Glitter WaxA huge neon barf that sheds glitter and leaves rainbow goo on the floor. Mum will never get it out of the carpet.
Meet your mirror
Every fighter has a twin on the other side with the same powers. Only the look and the jokes are different.
Power-up chart: how strong do they get?
| Power | Health | Attack | Super | Range |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3,600 | 480 | 1,600 | 520 |
| 2 | 3,960 | 528 | 1,760 | 536 |
| 3 | 4,320 | 576 | 1,920 | 551 |
| 4 | 4,680 | 624 | 2,080 | 623 |
| 5 | 5,040 | 672 | 2,240 | 641 |
| 6 | 5,400 | 720 | 2,400 | 658 |
| 7 | 5,760 | 768 | 2,560 | 675 |
| 8 | 6,120 | 816 | 2,720 | 692 |
| 9 | 6,480 | 864 | 2,880 | 709 |