
Policy Enforcer
Smart-Arses Melee tank
“Section four, clause nine: no running.”
Policy Enforcer knows every rule in the Code of Conduct by heart, and he will read them to you. One clause at a time. With a clipboard. Very hard.
How they fight: Tons of health and a massive punch. Slow, but has a rush to catch you.
Clipboard Swat. A crisp backhand with the clipboard, trailing loose policy pages.
- Loves
- Rules. All of them.
- Hates
- Latecomers.
Stats
This is how they start. Every power-up makes them tougher and hit harder.
- Health
- 6,000
- Speed
- 165
- Hit damage
- 800
- Fires every
- 0.5 s
- Reach
- 120
- Super damage
- 1,600
Super
Total Synergy Audit
A huge blast that hits everyone nearby for 1,600 damage. Land hits to charge it up.
Ability
Rapid Response
Charge forward in a sudden rush. Ready again every 5 seconds.
Level up the look
Power up and the attack gets flashier. It is just for show, so the fight stays fair.
Starting lookClipboard SwatA crisp backhand with the clipboard, trailing loose policy pages.
Power 2Laminated ClipboardWipe-clean and slightly shiny. It makes a much better THWACK.
Power 4Hole-Punch GauntletEvery swing sprays a cloud of hole-punch confetti.
Power 7Rubber-Stamp HammerA giant APPROVED stamp on a handle. It leaves a red mark.
Meet your mirror
Every fighter has a twin on the other side with the same powers. Only the look and the jokes are different.


Policy Enforcer
“Section four, clause nine: no running.”
Power-up chart: how strong do they get?
| Power | Health | Attack | Super | Range |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 6,000 | 800 | 1,600 | 120 |
| 2 | 6,600 | 880 | 1,760 | 120 |
| 3 | 7,200 | 960 | 1,920 | 120 |
| 4 | 7,800 | 1,040 | 2,080 | 120 |
| 5 | 8,400 | 1,120 | 2,240 | 120 |
| 6 | 9,000 | 1,200 | 2,400 | 120 |
| 7 | 9,600 | 1,280 | 2,560 | 120 |
| 8 | 10,200 | 1,360 | 2,720 | 120 |
| 9 | 10,800 | 1,440 | 2,880 | 120 |