Performance Reviewer
Smart-Arses All-rounder
“Two out of five. And I'm being generous.”
Performance Reviewer has never walked past anything without giving it a score. Your hair? Three out of five. Your fighting? We'll see. His red pen is always uncapped.
How they fight: Good at a bit of everything. A great first pick.
Review Document. A stapled review, thrown flat and fast. It always lands face up.
- Loves
- Grading things nobody asked him to grade.
- Hates
- The wrong font.
Stats
This is how they start. Every power-up makes them tougher and hit harder.
- Health
- 3,600
- Speed
- 220
- Hit damage
- 480
- Fires every
- 0.55 s
- Reach
- 520
- Super damage
- 1,600
Super
Total Synergy Audit
A huge blast that hits everyone nearby for 1,600 damage. Land hits to charge it up.
Ability
Fast-Track Request
Zoom forward so fast that nothing can hit you. Ready again every 6 seconds.
Level up the look
Power up and the attack gets bigger, faster and reaches further. Online against real players, everyone starts the same, so it stays fair.
Starting lookReview DocumentA stapled review, thrown flat and fast. It always lands face up.
Power 2Crisp Red-Ink MemoA bigger page with a fat red X across it. Mostly it means NO.
Power 4Triplicate FormThree copies fanned out wide: white, yellow and pink. One is for your records.
Power 7Final Written WarningA huge red warning with a glowing seal. It leaves a red ink stain that slows you down. HR has been copied.
Meet your mirror
Every fighter has a twin on the other side with the same powers. Only the look and the jokes are different.
Smart-Arses
Performance Reviewer
“Two out of five. And I'm being generous.”
Power-up chart: how strong do they get?
| Power | Health | Attack | Super | Range |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3,600 | 480 | 1,600 | 520 |
| 2 | 3,960 | 528 | 1,760 | 536 |
| 3 | 4,320 | 576 | 1,920 | 551 |
| 4 | 4,680 | 624 | 2,080 | 623 |
| 5 | 5,040 | 672 | 2,240 | 641 |
| 6 | 5,400 | 720 | 2,400 | 658 |
| 7 | 5,760 | 768 | 2,560 | 675 |
| 8 | 6,120 | 816 | 2,720 | 692 |
| 9 | 6,480 | 864 | 2,880 | 709 |