Smooth Brains
Delivery Unit
“Fragile! Handle with care!”
Delivery Unit
Smooth Brains Bulky support
“Fragile! Handle with care!”
Delivery Unit rolls around on four wheels, no two of them matching, delivering parcels nobody ordered. It has no idea what's inside them. It feels very strongly about them anyway.
How they fight: A rolling cardboard fortress with a shield.
Parcel Launcher. A taped parcel, marked FRAGILE. It is not the parcel that is fragile.
- Loves
- A parcel marked FRAGILE.
- Hates
- Stairs.
Stats
This is how they start. Every power-up makes them tougher and hit harder.
- Health
- 5,000
- Speed
- 185
- Hit damage
- 400
- Fires every
- 0.6 s
- Reach
- 460
- Super damage
- 1,600
Super
Rainbow Retch
A huge blast that hits everyone nearby for 1,600 damage. Land hits to charge it up.
Ability
Fragile: Handle With Care
Pop up a shield and take 50% less damage for 3 seconds. Ready again every 10 seconds.
Level up the look
Power up and the attack gets flashier. It is just for show, so the fight stays fair.
Starting lookParcel LauncherA taped parcel, marked FRAGILE. It is not the parcel that is fragile.
Power 2Taped Parcel LauncherA shipping label with a name on it. Your name.
Power 4Overstuffed PackagesA second parcel hitching a ride. Contents: more parcels.
Power 7Express Delivery CannonNext-day delivery, in the sense that it arrives tomorrow's problems today.
Meet your mirror
Every fighter has a twin on the other side with the same powers. Only the look and the jokes are different.
Power-up chart: how strong do they get?
| Power | Health | Attack | Super | Range |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 5,000 | 400 | 1,600 | 460 |
| 2 | 5,500 | 440 | 1,760 | 460 |
| 3 | 6,000 | 480 | 1,920 | 460 |
| 4 | 6,500 | 520 | 2,080 | 460 |
| 5 | 7,000 | 560 | 2,240 | 460 |
| 6 | 7,500 | 600 | 2,400 | 460 |
| 7 | 8,000 | 640 | 2,560 | 460 |
| 8 | 8,500 | 680 | 2,720 | 460 |
| 9 | 9,000 | 720 | 2,880 | 460 |