Smooth Brains
GUS-3000 Grinder
“Grinding… grinding… still grinding.”
GUS-3000 Grinder
Smooth Brains Gunner
“Grinding… grinding… still grinding.”
GUS-3000 is an old coffee robot from the basement who leans a little to the left. He grinds the beans; somebody upstairs gets the credit. He doesn't mind. Now he fires beans like a machine gun.
How they fight: Fires really fast. Keep it on target and watch them melt.
Bean Spread Gun. Fresh coffee beans, fired at a rate that would worry a dentist.
- Loves
- The dumbwaiter. It's his best friend.
- Hates
- Decaf.
Stats
This is how they start. Every power-up makes them tougher and hit harder.
- Health
- 3,800
- Speed
- 210
- Hit damage
- 320
- Fires every
- 0.35 s
- Reach
- 460
- Super damage
- 1,600
Super
Rainbow Retch
A huge blast that hits everyone nearby for 1,600 damage. Land hits to charge it up.
Ability
Burr Grind Rush
Zoom forward so fast that nothing can hit you. Ready again every 6 seconds.
Level up the look
Power up and the attack gets flashier. It is just for show, so the fight stays fair.
Starting lookBean Spread GunFresh coffee beans, fired at a rate that would worry a dentist.
Power 2Fresh GrindA puff of fresh grounds behind every bean. Smells amazing, hits hard.
Power 4Double-Burr HopperTwo beans per burst. The second one is a lighter roast.
Power 7Triple-Shot OverflowThree beans, a golden sparkle, and a hopper that will not stop.
Meet your mirror
Every fighter has a twin on the other side with the same powers. Only the look and the jokes are different.
Power-up chart: how strong do they get?
| Power | Health | Attack | Super | Range |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3,800 | 320 | 1,600 | 460 |
| 2 | 4,180 | 352 | 1,760 | 460 |
| 3 | 4,560 | 384 | 1,920 | 460 |
| 4 | 4,940 | 416 | 2,080 | 460 |
| 5 | 5,320 | 448 | 2,240 | 460 |
| 6 | 5,700 | 480 | 2,400 | 460 |
| 7 | 6,080 | 512 | 2,560 | 460 |
| 8 | 6,460 | 544 | 2,720 | 460 |
| 9 | 6,840 | 576 | 2,880 | 460 |